leonora

"Every teenager's mind is a haunted house."

I was wondering what the very limit is, I think this is it

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back in the day part 2

This is a very real anxiety I used to have. I think it came from "A Nightmare on Elm Street" originally.

Oh my god, Johnny Depp is such a loser in that movie.

throbbing or melting? I couldn't tell you...

Can you think of a more disturbing question proposed by a movie poster than this one here, "what did they lack?"

2009

she has what you need

weird whales

sometimes my mind cracks open and whales come out

suri

unknown structures

I was reading this article about dark flow and got a corresponding dark feeling in my guts. Then I read this article about male breastfeeding and had an entirely different kind of dark feeling. Last night I did this drawing:


to try and explain another kind of dark feeling I get that is triggered by certain things I see on television that fall into a really specific category of being so mindless that they enrage me, but too are banal for me to find hilarious. This category includes:
Jennifer Aniston's face, and the fact that she is famous
The "Fashion Police" section of US Weekly
The song "Lady in Red"
Diaper commercials
Also commercials that involve women sitting around on patios talking about things I would literally rather die than care about, like yogurt or candles.

There is a such a fine line between these things and other things that have the tiniest surplus of absurdity that tip the scale towards beauty:

the true story of Halloween

Halloween is a special day of the year when I freak the fuck out.
Here are some pictures of ghosts I found on the internet:

tess

I have a headache

the world is filled with mystery and confusion

you're always turning into a vampire

bad behavior

I have been reading a lot of Mary Gaitskill lately. She is a very exciting writer, but she can be really rough with a person, emotionally. I got too enthusiastic and decided to read three of her books in the space of about a week. I really don't recommend doing this unless you want to feel like totally killing yourself.*









*not really

gary busey reading the newspaper

are you prepared to turn 30?

Not until you get this thing...you asshole. Sorry, that was uncalled for. I'm being plagued by nightmares. But seriously, when you turn thirty, your facial features become detached and begin to slide off of your underlying bone structure. Your organs also wander recklessly around your body (ladies, you know what I'm talking about). Fortunately there's this guy in Laguna Beach, and he just looks so fabulous. Here's why:

do the math, frankenstien

Last night I was visiting some friends who have a whole lot of wonderfully wrong shit in their house. Among this was one of the most terrifying things I have ever seen in my life, the Linda Evans Rejuvenique Facial Kit - an electrified plastic, um, face mask that plugs into a vile 1950's-looking controller/battery via a phone jack (?) and comes with a special pre-electrocution cooling gel so you don't burn holes in your face (I'm guessing).

I literally gasped in horror when I opened the box and saw it. The immediate question, of course is "WHY?", which I still don't have the answer to. All I know is:
1. It is like doing eight sit-ups a second, but for your face, and
2. It really, really doesn't feel good (secondhand information).
3. Jason Voorhees is an unstoppable killing machine.



My curiousity led to the discovery of the suspiciously pro-Linda Evans, anti-Joan Collins slant of her wikipedia page. I suspect Ramtha is involved:

"In 2006 Evans starred in Legends opposite former Dynasty rival, Joan Collins.

Evans was wary of joining her old co-star on stage for a long tour and, indeed, Collins and Evans did not get along during the production. According to Collins, who wrote about their experience on the road in the U.K. Daily Mail, Collins claimed that Evans never reciprocated party invites during "Dynasty", and kept her distance from Collins during the series' run; Collins asserts that she agreed for the producers to approach Evans for "Legends" against her better judgment (as Evans had never acted on stage before) and further said that Evans was too physical during their on-stage stunts during Legends. In the article, Collins called her Linda "The Lips" Evans, a reference to the latter's collagen-enhanced lips, and said claims tried to be nice to Evans during the run, even helping with her stage fright. The article was entitled, "Why I'll Never Work With Linda Evans Again."[citation needed]

On the other hand, Miss Collins continually repeats the tale of how, during filming of their famed 1983 lilypond catfight on "Dynasty", she was supposedly knocked unconscious by Evans and woke up in the hospital with a concussion — the only problem with this story is that no one connected to the series has any such recollection of that occurring.

In fact, Evans's reputation as a professional is well-documented; in 1992, even caustic comedienne Joan Rivers said of Linda Evans that Evans "is one of the only people in the business I've never heard anything negative about."

Evans was at one point a follower of Ramtha's School of Enlightenment."

One positive thing I would like to share about Linda Evans is that her uncannily misguided concept of "rejuvenation" is indirectly responsible not only for a great deal of amusement for me personally, but also this amazing video:

they feed themselves

(accident 4 by Patricia Waller).

a vaguely threatening menu