Last night I got drunk and told a girl her cigarette lighter looked like a feminine hygiene product. This is made worse for the fact that it was a response to the statement "look at my cool new cigarette lighter". Then I went home and scarfed cookies while watching Trinity Broadcast Network, where I discovered that they have their own Jesus-centered version of American Gladiators called Team Impact where the muscle people break huge blocks of ice with karate chops in between mini-sermons. I screamed and probably got crumbs everywhere.
P.S According to wikipedia the first record of the word "boredom" is in the novel Bleak House by Charles Dickens.
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