costume idea (for you, not for me. I have a costume already)

the true story of Halloween

Halloween is a special day of the year when I freak the fuck out.
Here are some pictures of ghosts I found on the internet:

blinky watts is not blind

To the person who found my blog by searching the phrase "causes of attitude problem", I'm sorry I can't help you. I have no idea where my attitude problem comes from. I think I might have Bozeman's Simplex though.

what causes tornadoes?

nobody knows.

I met this guy earlier

He made me late for work. I was too close to putting him in my handbag and taking him with me. He was too thin. I'm going to worry about him all day. I'm not even 30 and I am already a crazy cat lady.

blinkblink

something about this infuriates my brain, which is funny because I made it.

pansy's mouthpiece

object story

"Pansy kept several of the mouthpieces she used in her 'teeth spinning act'. The teeth marks on this one show how a firm bite was all that kept her from a dangerous fall."